I am the who when you call "who's there?"
unamusedsloth:

Try me.

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

lovesdaryl:

argentgale:

Carol’s expression….priceless

*dies

Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do.
Marianna Paige  (via wanduring)
mostly-jensen:

X

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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ripvantassel:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

enochiansoldier:

MOST IMPORTANT PICTURES OF THE INTERNET.

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

Hank Hill - Turn Down For Hwat
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